Seeing Stuff and Saying Stuff
WHEN I WANT MY FRIENDS TO WAKE UP AND PLAY WITH ME
After graduation, when anybody asked if I had gotten a job yet
When you graduate from college
and are now ALUMNAE of your sorority/fraternity
When I wave to a pledge on campus and they completely ignore me
(Source: offbeats)
WHEN SOMEONE SUGGESTS I START EATING HEALTHIER
WHEN EXEC ANNOUNCES ROOM CHECKS
And everyone is just like:
